June 2011
1 post
I’m a fucking monster.
April 2011
1 post
fucking lame.
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
24hours
When I have a bad day I don’t eat. It’s been a long bad day. And I’m still not hungry.
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
10 o'clock
News: sarah palin is on political tour blah blah blab..
Palin: I can see Russia from here! (on top of a mountain)
My dad: shut the fuck up, you bitch.
October 2010
1 post
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
3 posts
I used to be an asshole
Senior year, Laura asked me to pro and I said no.
My last post was just a staement, I’m not depressed or anything.
hate realizing the things I try not to think about. _
April 2010
9 posts
“Back then every star smoked and drank. Every kind of consumption was...”
– David Hasselhoff
Gas station doughnuts, fuck off.
“Baby, my future is so bright I got to wear shades! I was born with a sun burn...”
– cedric
Thank you Laura haha
Are you a dementor? Cause you just took my breath away.
Fuck off, taylor swift rox. be…cause She can’t help it if I look like an angel!
March 2010
6 posts
It’s retarded how good cursive is live.
“Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow.”
I just don’t get tool. I give them listen after listen, it always sounds the same and I’m not impressed.
“‘ll say, I’m a friendly person. I just wanted to have a family vibe...”
February 2010
6 posts
WatchScarlett is here, and is beautiful.
WatchLily on the phone. Thenhangs up when Andy from
The office starts screaming
Fuck the saints
I have such bad luck in the super bowl.
January 2010
9 posts
I’ve been eating so much. Be proud of me, everyone.
UPS hazmat saftey training!
-If you smell a gas or something funny don’t light up cigaret.
-if you eat slide wax ask for saftey papers of product to make sure you aren’t going to die.
-if caught on fire, run twenty feet away from hazardous area and start rolling on ground.
“And all of you never cared about me.”
I feel you, kid cudi.
Fuck google
Who sings the chorus in that fly song bedrock?
fly?